Tobermory

“Tobermory” is a short story by Saki, real name Hector Hugh Munro, published in his collection The Chronicles of Clovis in 1911. A satire of the English upper-class at the time, the story was once extensively anthologized and taught, but has fallen out of fashion in modern times.

On a cold, rainy August day, Lady Blemley seeks a diversion by hosting a party at her country house. Seeking to invite a diverse group of interesting people in order to encourage entertaining conversation, Lady Blemley has invited a man named Cornelius Appin despite not knowing him well. She has heard that he is ‛clever’ and so invited him in hopes that he would provide dazzling discourse.

As the story opens, Appin has indeed gained the attention of everyone in attendance—though after a dreary performance during the party’s earlier stages when Lady Blemley regretted inviting him, finding him to be negative and dull. He has just announced to the party that he has succeeded in teaching an animal to speak like a human, and the guests are arranged in poses of disbelief.



Appin explains that he has been working on the project for seventeen years with little success, working with all kinds of animals, but has only seen success in recent months when he began working with cats, which generally showed promise. Appin states that just as in humans, the intelligence of cats varies, and that when he comes across a "beyond-cat" of superior intellect, he has a chance to succeed. He then states that when he visited the Blemley house the week before, he met Lady Blemley’s cat, Tobermory, and recognized in it the traits of a "beyond-cat," and he successfully taught Tobermory to speak.

The guests are doubtful. Appin is asked if he means he’s taught Tobermory a small number of simple words, but Appin scoffs at this and assures everyone that Tobermory can speak as well as anyone at the table. The guests decide the only way to settle the matter is to fetch the cat, so one of the guests, Sir Wilfred, goes in search of the animal. He returns quite shaken to announce that it is, in fact, true; he found the cat dozing in the smoking room and cheerfully told it that they wished to speak with it, and Tobermory responded casually that he would come when he was ready.

The guests are shocked and excited, and a loud discussion immediately ensues. In the midst of this, Tobermory enters the room. Everyone falls silent. Lady Blemley offers Tobermory some milk, and the cat politely accepts, then makes several remarks that prove to the guests that he is truly speaking. When one of the guests, Mavis Pellington, asks Tobermory what he thinks of human intelligence, Tobermory asks her to be specific, and she suggests he comment on her own. He tells her that Lady Blemley only invited her because she regards Mavis as dimwitted, and hoped she would be dumb enough to buy her old car.



Major Barfield cuts through the sudden tension by asking Tobermory about his affair with a tortoiseshell cat living in the stables, thinking it a hilarious change of subject. However, Tobermory comments dryly that he is surprised the Major would bring up the subject considering his own behavior while staying with the Blemleys. The guests all immediately realize that Tobermory has been privy to their most private moments, as none of them ever thought twice about speaking or behaving freely in front of a cat. But now that cat can speak. All the guests rapidly contemplate their secrets: Mrs. Cornett pretends to have a perfect complexion, but it is the result of artful hours at the make-up table. Odo Finsberry, studying to be a priest, flees the room in horror. One guest calculates the cost of plump mice as a bribe for the cat. Others are simply irritated at their privacy being compromised.

Tobermory reveals a few more embarrassing truths, and then dashes away in pursuit of a rival cat. Mr. Appin finds himself unpopular as all the other guests turn angrily on him. Their main concern becomes whether or not Tobermory might be capable of teaching other cats how to speak. Appin acknowledges it is not impossible. The guests and Lady Blemley agree that Tobermory must be killed as soon as possible. Appin protests about his work, but he is told that he should continue it at the zoo, where the animals are caged and cannot cause mischief.

Sir Wilfred undertakes the killing of the stable cat, while the other guests, trapped due to the train schedules, endure an unhappy evening of strained conversation and waiting for Tobermory’s return. The cat, however, never comes home. In the morning, Tobermory’s body is found, clearly the victim of the other cat he’d chased the day before.



Mr. Appin is later trampled to death by an elephant he’d been working with at the zoo; Clovis suggests that if he was trying to teach the animal "German irregular verbs" he got what he deserved.